Another Sleepless Night

Posted Tuesday, December 1st, at 6:09 AM (∞).
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(via lamebook)

Submitted for WWW.WHYTHEFUCKDOYOUHAVEAKID.COM

(via lamebook)

Posted Tuesday, December 1st, at 2:53 AM (∞).
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Holy Big Week, Batman!

So…I’m applying for a lot of jobs starting tomorrow. They span the country, ranging from Los Angeles to Boston and many places in between, with the majority being in NYC. Some are internships, some look like big work with low pay (like being a personal assistant to a celebrity singer/actress), and some would be absolutely incredible opportunities.

To be honest, I’m a bit overwhelmed. I’m going to be calling or emailing 17 different companies across the country over the next four days. I know I interview extremely well (the only time I talked to a decision maker while searching for temporary work, I got the job), but will I be able to convey my personality and give people a sense of my motivation over the phone or computer? I’ll have to wait and see. I know it’s tougher than ever to find a job right now, but you’d have to think that at least one company would be willing to meet face to face for an interview. If I can get in the same room as these people, I know I’ll lock it up. If coffee is for closers, I deserve my own Starbucks. Yes, I’m that good, and even if I’m bluffing a little, I’m going to need that type of confidence to find a job.

Wish me luck.

Posted Tuesday, December 1st, at 2:37 AM (∞).
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But Seriously

I’d do horrible, unspeakable things for my own vineyard.

Posted Tuesday, December 1st, at 1:59 AM (∞).
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What I Want For My Birthday

I know these are hard economic times, but now seems like the right time to start planning for the future. What better investment than something guaranteed to become more valuable with age. For those of you who are still unsure of what to get me for my birthday (which is only three and a half months away), consider this the perfect present. Now, I’m not asking for the world here, since even through 10 acres would be heavenly, three would suffice. So, who wants to make my dreams come true? I promise a personalized bottle to each person who contributes.

Posted Tuesday, December 1st, at 1:53 AM (∞).
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fuckyeahdidierdrogba:

Bono kneels in the presence of greatness.

Recognize, bitch!

fuckyeahdidierdrogba:

Bono kneels in the presence of greatness.

Recognize, bitch!

Found via fuckyeahdidierdrogba. Posted Tuesday, December 1st, at 1:32 AM (∞). Available in higher resolution.
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Someday

I want to live in a foreign country for so long that I develop an accent.

Posted Tuesday, December 1st, at 1:15 AM (∞).
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Just Saw the Miller Lite Clinking Glasses/Let It Snow Ad

It was the first time I’d seen it, and I hope it’s the last. My God, is that annoying. Whoever came up with that one deserves to be drawn and quartered.

Posted Monday, November 30th, at 9:21 PM (∞).
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Oh yea, I forgot: does your dental group have its own bottled water? I’m guessing no.

Oh yea, I forgot: does your dental group have its own bottled water? I’m guessing no.

Posted Monday, November 30th, at 7:33 PM (∞).
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fairylights:

O HAY

SEE? Someone else gets me!

fairylights:

O HAY

SEE? Someone else gets me!

Found via fairylights. Posted Monday, November 30th, at 6:57 PM (∞).
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