Taking the ferry today was a stroke of brilliance, I don’t mind admitting.
I found Jesus in a basement in TriBeCa.
Here’s a hint: it’s right next to Ikea.
Happy first day of Spring.
My first rumble with a DeFonte’s sandwich. Have to admit, I’m humbled and slightly intimidated.
*Rolls up newspaper* *Hits Starbucks on the nose* No! That’s a bad Starbucks! Bad!
Center of attention.
All together now: Awww.
Sometimes you have to pay homage to the first bar in New York that ever kicked your ass.