The Longest Road

JBowes is back. So is the music.

A handy guide to decorating a Christmas tree:

1. Accompany a friend to the nearest tree lot. Let them pay. 

2. Carry the tree to their apartment and place it in the stand. 

3. Pour yourself a drink as they unpack the lights and ornaments. 

4. Put on some Christmas music. 

5. Repeat Step 3 until the tree is finished.

A handy guide to decorating a Christmas tree:

1. Accompany a friend to the nearest tree lot. Let them pay.

2. Carry the tree to their apartment and place it in the stand.

3. Pour yourself a drink as they unpack the lights and ornaments.

4. Put on some Christmas music.

5. Repeat Step 3 until the tree is finished.